Howling Good Fun!

After a slew of rather serious entries, it's time to have some fun again! A former student of mine, Ms. Jimi Estavillo, shared the following link with me, a satirical review of a Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeved Tee on Facebook. According to The New York Times, it is still possible for a t-shirt to change your life, albeit not quite in the way that anyone expects it.

This is the t-shirt:



And this is the awesome review that launched a wave of good-natured snarkiness all over the Web.



For those who have difficulty clicking on the image above, have no fear. Here it is, in text form:

"This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark."

Enjoy the rest of the day!

Photo Credits:

Picture of the Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeved Tee comes courtesy of The New York Times.