I hope that I don't inadvertently offend anyone with the following dispatch from America's Finest NewsSource, but it merely underscores the need to prevent humankind from watching incredibly stupid, derivative, one-note performances with no redeeming value from people like the sadly declining Martin Lawrence. Bad Boy, indeed!
Here's an excerpt:
"It will be days, months perhaps, before we have a complete picture of exactly what happened," said FAA crash investigator Matthew Roberts, whose team was given the unpleasant job of analyzing Flight 43's last moments. "But we know that the passengers somehow assembled toward the rear of the cabin without attracting attention to themselves—which couldn't have been easy, considering the tense silence that typically accompanies a Big Momma's House film—and decided that they would rather die than let anyone do this to them."
Around 11:00, business-class passenger Charles Rice left an emotional message on the cell-phone voicemail of his fiancée, Kathi Kearney.
"Honey, it's me," Rice said in one of the excerpts. "I… God. Listen, they've darkened the cabin, and they've started showing Big Momma's House 2. The second one, I mean, and it… it's pretty bad. This might not go well, honey. A bunch of us are going to try to stop them. I have to go, we're going to go now. God, I am so sorry. You know I love you."
Although Roberts said they may never determine who acted first or how the passengers organized their resistance to the brutally awful comedy, it is believed that all onboard were united in their need to stop the movie from being shown. In an amazing coincidence, at least one other person aboard Flight 43 had actually survived a screening of the original Big Momma's House on an international flight in 2001, which may have given them impetus to act.
Photo Credits:
Picture of Big Momma's House 2 comes courtesy of Wikipedia.
2 comments:
That was hysterical. Thanks for the laugh. ;P
No prob. That's about all Martin Lawrence and his ilk are good for: mockery. :-)
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