Wednesday, March 15, 2006

The Comedy of Errors: The Party (Part One)


Oh no! Either Beau has just spotted Javi Coromina gleefully preparing to launch into another series of Chuck Norris jokes, or he's anticipating the posting of pictures from the Cast Party of The Comedy of Errors.
In lieu of actual witticisms from Javi (an occurrence that would truly occasion a party), here are some of the most memorable moments from the Cast Party, which was hosted graciously by Elber Cruz. Lest people believe that this blog is trying to metamorphose into http://www.javicorominafacts.com (no, don’t even trying going to that url; much like the owner whose life it fictitiously tries to document, there is nothing there), let’s take the time out to remember our production crew and the beautiful people from make-up.Here’s Karl Tantuico, attempting to single-handedly effect a radical transition to some parallel universe where this picture absolutely makes sense. Athena (on the left) is graciously trying to forget that Karl has not imbibed any alcoholic drinks at all, and is already behaving as if he had copious amounts of an alcoholic beverage that some would refer to as “a sterile beast of burden”.
Ah yes. In the study of the humanities, one often finds numerous puerile references to experiences in which “a picture is worth a thousand words” or some such cliché; as I sit here checking papers from otherwise intelligent students who seem to have no idea how to manage their time properly, my eyes bleed, a painful sensation which I correspondingly transfer with great relish to their “papers”. And yet, despite the fact that I am in full possession of my faculties, and absolutely loathe the intellectual laziness that the use of clichés normally represents, I would have to agree. This picture is worth a thousand words. “Sirrah! What say you?”
At long last, we have the moment that all three of my loyal readers have been waiting for: an actual picture of yours truly. Here, I share the spotlight with my fellow thespian, Carla. For those of you might have stumbled onto this blog expecting incisive commentary from Conrado de Quiros, author of the much-lauded collection of essays entitled Flowers from the Rubble I would like to assure you that no prosthetics were applied to my person, nor were any animals harmed in the process of making my face suitable for presentation.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Another Post Sans Pics: The Comedy's Swan Song

Tonight marks the final theatrical run for Kultura's production of William Shakespeare's The Comedy of Errors. Considering the fact that (1) There are airless environments that sucked less, and caused people to gasp more infrequently than the dismal performance I gave last night and (2) once again, my family will be unable to see me in this, my first (and maybe my last) full-length English play, I must confess that I'm giddier than Javi Coromina on the set of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy: Montana(which will come to your living rooms soon after they trot out CSI: Albuquerque, New Mexico; spinoffs are sooo much fun!).

At any rate, this has been quite an experience. I really should take the time out to post more pictures of the entire run.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Shh! We're Linking to The Man

While my loyal readership (It seems that John-D still operates under the impression that he is addressing a plurality. Hopefully people will overlook the fact John-D is also starting to refer to himself in the third person; as students of literature would well know, referring to one's self in the third person is very Lear-ish.) waits with bated breath for the aforementioned updates to take effect, in honor of Javi Coromina, Mr. Brokeback himself, here's the link to The Man.


Were it not for the immortal star of cinematic gems such as Missing in Action, Delta Force, and the television tour-de-force that is Walker: Texas Ranger, I doubt that the experience of acting in The Comedy of Errors would have been as rich, as wonderful, or as severely slanted towards mocking Javi. Enjoy!

Monday, March 06, 2006

The Emperor's New Clothes

By now, most middle-class Filipinos would have read, digested, or even thoroughly enjoyed Professor Randy David’s lucid, astute, and remarkably prescient commentary on the national situation. In his speech, which he delivered at the Manila Polo Club, Professor David insists that “THE CRUX OF THE PRESENT CRISIS consists in the fact that the institutions in the political and the legal systems of our society have failed to arrive at a reasonable closure of the issues thrust upon them.”

True, true, all too damnably true. Despite the fact that we, as recently as several decades ago, have gone through soul-wrenching political crises that test our fidelity to some democratic ideal, or at least some fidelity to a political process that seeks to ensure our people’s right to stumble and meander towards a community rooted in mutual respect, openness, understanding, friendship, and joy, we seem to have learned nothing about our responsibilities in continually advancing the cause of our freedoms. Instead, we dither about and blabber on, hoping that someone, somewhere, would have the courage to do exactly what the little boy did in the fairy tale “The Emperor’s New Clothes”: to point out that despite all her claims to the contrary, Her Excellency, President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, wears no clothes. Even more galling however than our refusal to positively identify the Arroyo Administration as a potentially illegitimately wrought political body, is the fact that we allowed her to get away with a perversion commonly found in dictators, despots, and even emperors, which is to insist, like Neil Gaiman’s Morpheus that “It is the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit and the emperor remains an emperor.”

I am not entirely sure whether one, realistically speaking, can conclusively prove that President Arroyo does not enjoy a constitutional mandate to rule. However, I am entirely convinced, given her utter disregard for our political institutions, that she genuinely believes that the power she currently enjoys legitimizes her own self, and the suspiciously chimerical administration she heads.

One could argue that her hubris does not, and should not, bar her from holding office. Even one of her staunchest critic, Conrado de Quiros, once wrote that in the original conception of the polis, a solon was conceived of as one who legislates, not one who moralizes. And yet, one could extend the argument regarding the lack of morality in our lawmakers and leaders in the same way that we consider the utility of Art. Mortimer Adler argues that Art is useless for anything, save for making life worth living. It is possible to conceive of a world without art, but who would want to live in it?

G.K. Chesterton once wrote “Art, like morality, consists of drawing a line somewhere.” With all due respect to great leaders who excelled in providing a clear moral mandate to their peoples despite the lack of morals thereof in their character, we have to draw the line with GMA. Even in my naivety, I never expected the president to be a paragon of virtue. But I don’t think that I set out to purposely choose to be guided by a president who seems to be the very anti-thesis of virtue, whether political, moral or aesthetic. (On a side note, does Rajo Laurel really design her outfits? Then perhaps Rajo is conducting his own quiet anti-Arroyo campaign, as she looks positively dismal. Ate Glo dresses better than GMA. Some fashionistas would opine that it might not be possible to charge GMA with crimes against the democratic ideal, but that one could certainly convict her of crimes against fashion and good taste.)

As we struggle to author a civilized response to this monster of a president, whether through mass action, a quiet rehabilitation of our flawed socio-political systems, or to insist on new elections, it is good to remember that the last thing we should do in this situation is to lose hope. As Professor David said in the same speech quoted above:

“What is to be done or how we should respond to the crisis is a function of how we look at the situation. The Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) explains the crisis as the result of the erosion of our moral values. The bishops are calling for a renewal of our public life. This is a long-term process, and one can understand why our religious leaders have couched the problem in specifically moral terms, even as they are conscious of not overstepping the bounds of their authority. The bishops insist that the solution can come from the relentless pursuit of the truth by the community as a whole.

My own view is quite different from that of the bishops. Like them, I believe that our public values have changed. But, unlike them, I believe that they have changed not necessarily for the worse. On the contrary, I believe that the crisis in our political life arises precisely from the growing refusal of many ordinary Filipinos from all classes to tolerate patronage, fraud, political bossism, corruption, and misgovernance of our public life.”

You have to hand it to our president. No one else, with the notable exception of perhaps Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, or Jean Paul Duvalier, could be so abhorrently ghastly to so many different kinds of people in almost exactly the same way. ANC reporter Ces Orena Drilon revealed that Philippine Military Intelligence uncovered an oust-Arroyo plot that united both the Magdalo group of the Armed Forces of the Philippines and the rebel New People’s Army. The sole saving grace of her administration is that she has united us in wanting her out, and spurred us to conceive of something, or someone, better.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Updates Coming Soon!

I would like to reassure my loyal readers (please note that in a gesture of good faith, I assume a plurality in readership) that I will be updating this blog soon. You can expect the following to be up within the next two weeks:

1. A running account of Mamita's birthday at Zong
2. John-D's Wine and Cheese Party
3. The Making of A Comedy of Errors
4. The State of the Nation 2006
5. The State of the NBA (The Aftermath of the Trading Deadline)

Thank you for your patience!